Monday, April 2, 2007

i don't like my [insert body part here]

if you could change any part of your body, what would it be?

some girls would decry the question, having a high regard for natural beauty and self-contentment. some would promptly reply: a nose job, breast enlargement, lipo, botox, double eyelids, a pinch here, a tuck there.

i have icicle toes, lips rimmed purple and cheeks hued blue. can you fix this sort of thing? my sunday school kids asked me why i wore purple lipstick. i said bc it tastes like grape. they wanted to try some but i had none to hand over. sorry kids!