note: the entry below was a joke. if you know me you know that i know that i wouldn't do what you now know from below.
there were a few cars on the turnpike at 3pm, so hitting 85mph was a guiltless pleasure. i then saw flashing lights in my rear view mirror and thought, "shoot, the police! shoot, another ticket! shoot, my insurance! why?!?!?!" i pulled over, ready for interrogation, ready for a write-up, ready to bat my eyes and play the feminine appeal. but the cop just motioned me over to the middle lane and zoomed past me. thank you mister hunk-a-cop for the warning!
LESSON: never drive in the left lane; it's the passing lane. i never knew that in my 5+ years as a new jersey driver. how i passed my driver's exam? let me just say, if i had gotten one more question wrong, i would've needed to retake it. anyway i learn best from experience.
